Calorie Calculator

I heard a rumour that you’re wanting to have a perv at how many calories you should be consuming each day.

Well you cheeky lil’ cupcake.

If you pop your email below I’ll wet those nipples & send you my calorie calculator:

And just because you’re cute - I’ll drop you some exclusive content from our Blitz Your Bitz that helps our clients navigate this business, including:

• How to track like a certified sauce pot

• How to not stress your tits off when you’re eating out or cannot track your food

Plus a few gentle reminders to help prevent us becoming obsessed little number goblins when looking at our food.

Calories and macros are cool to know about.

But so is cake.

And we don’t want the former to shag all over your enjoyment of the latter. So le’ts expand your nutrition know-how beyond just calories and away from all the fear mongering-BS so that doesn’t happen, ok?

So go get the good stuff: