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🟣 This AI tried to sell me weight loss pills

And I chose violence.

Oi oi my scrumptious little spring roll! 

Well throw me in a blender and call me a smoothie - have you seen this AI generated weight loss supplement bollocks floating around? 

You know the one - Ms "I lost 20lbs without giving up dessert thanks to this magical pill" with her perfectly imperfect smile and relatable story that's about as real as my chances of becoming the next James Bond.

Let me tell you what's got me more heated than a wasp in a wool jumper:

This video has over 7 MILLION views. That's right - SEVEN. BLOODY. MILLION. 

And the comments section? It's absolutely rammed with real humans - people like you and me - desperately asking where they can buy these pills.

*deep breaths to avoid committing digital arson*

But here's what makes me want to dropkick my phone into the nearest volcano:

These supplement-pushing wankstains KNOW exactly what they're doing. They've got teams of people studying exactly how to push your buttons. How to make you feel like maybe, just maybe, THIS is the solution you've been looking for.

They craft these perfect little stories. Always some relatable woman who "tried everything" until she found this "amazing secret." They use AI to make her look just right - not too perfect, just perfect enough. Someone you could imagine living down your street.

And you know what? If you've ever felt your heart jump at one of these ads, thinking "maybe this time it's real"...

That is NOT your fault.

Let me say that again for the people in the back:

IT'S NOT YOUR BLOODY FAULT.

These bastards have spent MILLIONS perfecting how to manipulate you. They're like those dodgy market traders who could sell ice to a polar bear, except instead of just nicking a tenner off you, they're trying to rinse your bank account dry.

Here's their playbook:

1. Hook you with that first "miracle" supplement (usually priced just low enough to seem worth the risk)

2. Bombard you with emails about how you ALSO need their special metabolism booster (only £49.99!)

3. Oh, and don't forget their essential fat-burning night cream! (Another £39.99)

4. And their revolutionary appetite-suppressing mouthwash! (Just £29.99!)

5. And their... well, you get the picture.

Before you know it, you're £200 deep into their ecosystem of crap, and the only thing getting smaller is your bank balance.

And when nothing works? When you're sat there wondering why you're not dropping 20lbs while eating unlimited cake?

They'll have the bloody AUDACITY to make you feel like you're doing it wrong.

"Oh, you need to take it with grapefruit juice at exactly 3:17am while hopping on one foot and singing God Save the King backwards..."

NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 

I've seen too many incredible women blame themselves when these snake oil supplements don't work. Too many people feeling shame for "falling for it."

The shame belongs to these predatory arseholes pushing this rubbish, not to you.

If you're looking for real change - the kind that actually lasts and doesn't involve remortgaging your house to buy magic beans - you can check out our 1:1 coaching here.

Or join our BITS program here where you'll find exactly zero AI-generated bollocks and plenty of actual support.

Because I'd rather stick my head in a jar of angry wasps than sell you false hopes in a bottle.

Big love,
Rachel 🥰

P.S. If you see one of these ads, do me a favour? Report it. Then send it to a friend with "THIS IS BOLLOCKS" in all caps. Let's make these digital con artists work a bit harder for their money, yeah? x

Or…

You could join BITS where you’ll get all your workouts, progress tracking, and habit-building support in one place.