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🟣 Fitness coach or cult leader?
Jane thinks the latter
There’s not much more I love in the world than bliss irony
And last week when I posted that we sold out our 14th round of Blitz Your Bits, I posted the words
“Fuck me”
Because well… fuck me.
As IF this program is now on it’s 14th round and we’ve sold out every bloody intake - now having transformed over 2,000 people’s lives.
But Jane? She wasn’t happy at all
Responding to my post that I should not use such filth as the word fuck

But the most beautiful part???
This was her profile picture:

“Magical thinking won’t get you out of this clusterfuck”
What a moronic cock.
But this is where it took a turn.
I couldn’t let it lie so I asked how could she possibly be enraged when her damn profile picture had blasphemy right there for all to see
Her response?
Damnation. To me and all that commented positively on my post.
Claiming that I, the fitness girlie that spends her time making barbells less terrifying the the masses, was part of the KKK.

Yes.
The KK fucking K.
(for the record - not that I feel like I need to confirm this - the KKK is not my vibe x)
So if you’re having a bit of a crap day, or a crap week.
Just remember.
At least you’re not Jane.
And if you want to join me in saying “bugger off” to the Janes across the world - come grab a program and lift some heavy shit with us
We dropped the latest round of programs a couple weeks ago and they’re fucking brutal (I’m currently hitting STRONG 6.0 and feel 10x harder to kill rn)
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(not a cult)
Big love
Rachel