🟣 Let’s chat about the gym

this f*cks me off like nothing else

Oi oi my succulent little samosa!

I want to have a proper chat with you about something that's been on my mind.

You see, every single day my inbox fills up with messages from women who are trying their absolute best to figure out this whole fitness thing, but feeling completely lost in the process.

They're piecing together random workouts from social media, never quite sure if they're doing things right, and constantly second-guessing themselves in the gym.

And it fucks me off to no end.

Because I know exactly how that feels. 

That awkward shuffle between machines, pretending to know what you're doing while secretly hoping nobody notices you're about as confident as a penguin in a sauna.

It's why I created BITS.

Think of it like having me, Ben, or Sophia right there with you, guiding you through every single exercise, telling you exactly what to do and how to do it.

No more guessing.

No more confusion.

No more feeling like a lost sheep in the weights section.

And every Saturday morning, you get Chatting BITS - your weekly dose of proper, actionable advice without any of that "get beach body ready" bollocks that makes me want to throw things.

The best part? 

You're getting all of this Team Henley goodness for less than the price of a fancy coffee. £4.99 per month, locked in for life as a founding member.

Just use the code: KINKYCUCUMBER at checkout to lock that bad boy in for life!

But here's the thing...

That founding member's price disappears at midnight tomorrow. 

Don't be the one sending me those "I wish I'd joined when..." messages next week.

Click here to join us: BITS Founding Member

Big love,

Rachel 🥰