🟣 Mysterious direct debits

Bonjour my curious little crumpet,

You know when you're scrolling through your bank statement...

And you spot a random £4.99 charge from Apple or Google Play…

And you think "What the bloody hell is that”?

So you go hunting through your phone subscriptions like you're on some sort of digital archaeological dig.

Because these fuckers never match what’s on their direct debits to their actual name (dickheads).

And after a few minutes of digging around you finally match the direct debit to the culprit…

It’s that fitness app you downloaded 8 months ago with all the enthusiasm of a golden retriever chasing a tennis ball.

The one you thought would get you back on track.

Hitting the gym every week.

Smashing out some sweaty workouts that got you wiggling towards the changes you want to see.

But it turns out it was just a glorified YouTube app.

It had videos of workouts and that was about it. 

So you hit “cancel subscription”. 

And off it fucks into the forgotten fitness app graveyard.

That’s the sad reality of most fitness apps.

They’re a lot like Tinder.

People making BIG promises about rocking your world…

With no follow-through.

But BITS isn't like most fitness apps or tinder fuck boys who talk a big game. 

BITS is like having me, Ben, and Soph right there with you, guiding every single rep, every single set, every single session.

When you finish a workout, you don't just get a "well done" pat on the head.

You get told exactly how many animals you've lifted in that session.

I can’t think of a better way to end a session than being told you’ve lifted 3 Alpacas.

But here's where it gets even better...

Our massive nutrition updates are going down a storm with our BITS Baddies.

So you're getting:

🥗 No-faff recipes for real humans with real appetites and real jobs
📅 A meal planner so you're not staring into the fridge wondering what the hell to eat
🛒 A shopping list generator that turns your plan into a grab-and-go list for the big shop

All with vegan and veggie options included.

The price is going up to £9.50 at the end of this week.

But if you join now, you lock in £7.99 for life AND get all these nutrition features that are launching right now.

Join BITS here before the price goes up.

And if you’re worried about this being “just another fitness app”...

“I absolutely love this app, I’ve tried so many fitness apps and this one is hands down the best. It’s not just about pushing through and monitoring the scales, it’s celebrating every success and having a whole community behind you”. - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Big love,
Rachel 🥰