🟣 You vs Uber Eats

Ever feel your intentions vanish as soon as your tooshie lands on the sofa?

You know the feeling

Coming home after a gruelling days work and a grey fucking commute,

The crisp cold wine flirts with you from the fridge

As soon as you park your butt down and go into winddown mode, you give your partner “the look”

And the bottles being cracked and Uber Eats is on the way

“God fucking dammit - another day gone. I’ll try again tomorrow”

But then tomorrow turns into next week.

And next week turns into never.

But here’s the truth: Most fat loss attempts don’t fail because you’re lazy or because of pathetic willpower.

They fail because you’re trying to be perfect.

You start well. Get the gym membership. Buy the Kale. Even say no to a couple biscuits for a week or two.

Until reality seeps in and motivation leaks out of your butthole.

But these 3 fucking legends said “enough” to that patter, and joined out Bliz program 12 months ago:

Since then? They’ve each dropped near 20kg. Trained consistently each week. Feeling increasingly like a STORNG bloody sauce pot with each passing month.

I can tell you now - this didn’t come from them being “highly motivated” all the time

Or because they suddenly started fancying salad over a night out.

This bunch saw the results they did by embracing one simple thing:

Imperfect action over inconsistent perfection. Every. Damn. Day.

Recognising a half arsed gym sesh is better than no sesh on the low motivation days

Still starting the day with a high protein breakfast even when the scale that morning was being a silly little bugger

Not letting a bad day turn into a bad week or month - drawing the line and continuously wiggling forwards.

Perfect burns out fast. Consistent effort doesn’t.

So if you’re ready to stop pressing pause every time life gets messy?

Blitz opens its doors 12pm Monday to the early bird spaces.

Get a spot and you’ll be working closely with us for 8 weeks to support your fat loss goals (emotionally, physically, everything inbetweeny 😂)

Each of the pervious 13 intakes has sold out to those on the early bird list - so you need to be on it before Monday if you’re keen to join us.

To get on the list - join the app today here:

JOIN BITS FOR THE BLITZ

And spaces will fire out to you on Monday

Excited to get started

Big love

Rachel

P.S. A bunch have asked if this program is available to those out of the UK and yes! We have people all over the globe in the program. From New Zealand, to Europe, to the US. All are welcome 🙂