🟣 No, Chef!

Every pot and pan I own is soaking in the sink.

There’s rice on the pissing ceiling. 

And I’m flapping a tea towel at the smoke alarm like a matador on meth.

The recipe testing phase for the BITS app updates went exactly how you think it went, my glistening little grapefruit.

Utter fucking chaos.

Multiple pans with cremated remains plastered to them.

And plenty of face scrunching taste tests.

BUT!

All of this sweating my tits off in my kitchen has been more than worth because the new recipe section of BITS is BA-HA-HA-ANGING! 

And we’re not doing fucking aesthetic granola bowls with perfectly lined chia seed toppings.

Just simple, bangin’, nutrition-friendly grub that helps you hit your goals.

And that you can whip up on the messiest of days.

But we didn’t stop at recipes 👀

We’ve also added a planner so you can map out your meals using the recipes AND create a shopping list right off the back of it.

This is on top of everything BITS already delivers that has the BITS Baddies saying this about their experience…

📢💜💜💜

“Finally something that has got me consistently going to the gym and pushing myself hard. Love the preplanned programmes which take the brain ache out of the whole thing and a bs free approach to all the explainers. 

Really helpful that you can swap out the exercises if you need to and LOVE the bit at the end that tells you the weight you lifted in animals! Well on my way to building a muscle zoo”!! - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

“This app has taken me from being too scared to leave my comfort zone of treadmill, machine and home... to lifting weights, using machines that previously scared me and basically living my best gym life. 

The help, advice and support I get from Rachel is a solid 10/10! Thanks babe, I couldn’t do this without you. If you’re looking for a no BS way of looking at fitness, download the app! See you in the gym”. - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

“Absolutely love this app, I’ve tried so many fitness apps and this one is hands down the best. It’s not just about pushing through and monitoring the scales, it’s celebrating every success and having a whole community behind you”. - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

So here’s the bottom line you kinky little coconut…

We’re increasing the price at the end of the month to £9.50. 

Which is still an absolute steal.

But why pay more when you can join BITS now and lock in the £7.99/month price for LIFE?

So if you’ve been hovering like a confused pigeon wondering whether to join…

Now’s the time to bloody do it.

Join BITS here before the price goes up.

Because you deserve a plan that doesn’t just tell you to eat better.

But actually helps you do it in a way that works in your real, messy, non-Pinterest life.

Big love,
Rachel 🥰