🟣 This blows my mind every time

Well well well, we did it again lads – my flabbers are truly ghasted

Blitz Your Bitz 17 has left the building, 300 spaces gone in under an hour

And I just want to reiterate how every damn time this slaps me in the tits and leaves me gushing with gratitude

Just, thank you for trusting me with your fitness journey

And thank you for supporting me to build a life doing what I love

But most of all thanks for being chill about me calling you a wanktrumpet every now and again

It’s a term of endearment around these parts, and you get that

But if you missed out on BYB this time round, all is not lost

There are other ways to wiggle, and you can get started right away

For starters we’ve got the Bits app

This sexy lil spirit guide of an app can show you the way over the next few months 

Whether you were looking to drop fat OR gain muscle, its got bags of training programs and nutrition resources to get you shimmying 

On Bits, you’ll lift animals, get access to hundreds of form vids from yours truly, be able to track your cals and even get some of my go-to recipes

Plus, the first 7 days are completely free (AND contract free) so why not give us a whirl, no strings attached

LET’S DO BITS TOGETHER

However if you were shooting for a BYB spot because you KNEW you needed a human in your corner to get your shit going, we do have spaces open for 1-to-1 coaching

Exact same coaches as BYB

Access to the exact community that makes BYB so special

BUT with even GREATER levels of support as you get one coach all to yourself you lucky bastard

If 1-to-1 coaching is what you need, CLICK ME BABY

 Anyway, thanks again wanktrumpets for all the support. You’re the wankiest, trumpetiest bastards, and you make me feel like the luckiest girl on the internet.

Big love 💜 

Rach