🟣 Business Class Tit Slip

There is not much more uncomfortable than an itchy nipple

Sorry but there fucking isn’t

And last week I made a fatal error;

I went on a long haul flight in one of my “back up” bras which is a back up bra for good bloody reason.

To level with you, I don’t wear a bra 95% of days as I find even the good ones horribly uncomfortable #freethenipple

But it was a big day for me

After years of convincing myself that my business was an “overnight success that is going to crumble with one sneeze”, I felt comfortable enough to purchase some business class flight

Bloody baller, I know. 

Genuinely feels fucking mad reflecting back over. It was this time 4 years ago I missed my flight home from Australia and had to max my overdraft to get home (lol)

But I think it’s clear that I do not hold much of a ‘business class’ aura

Maybe it’s the crocs

Maybe it’s the fact I look 12

But at EVERY stop in Heathrow I got asked if I was lost

At check in, at security, at the fancy pancy lounge, even boarding the flight

Like fucking hell, I did try to make an effort by popping the gals in a bra. What more do you want from me???

But this turned out to be a fatal decision

As when I sent my chair horizontal (insane feeling by the way) the nipple chafe started immediately

And I had spunked far too much money to have my itchy tits ruin this moment so I freed the babes underneath my vest

Heaven. I nodded off in a blink…

That was until turbulence jolted me awake and I looked down…

only to see my top had ridden up and boobs were there for all to see

Fucking wonderful

Really fucking wonderful

And yeah I’d love to say I have a lesson for this

Something about if you graft your bollocks off with something you care about you can genuinely create and incredible life for yourself (which is true)

Or that life gets uncomfortable at times and sometimes you need to ride it out to prevent a greater pickle (also true)

But really, I think the best lesson is..

Always wear your best bra on business class

Big love

Rachel