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Listen up my crispy little sweet potato fry! ๐
BYB spaces are dropping TOMORROW at 6pm UK time (1pm EST if youโre across the pond ๐บ๐ฒ )
Last time, we sold out faster than you can listen to the full version of Hey Jude by The Beatles.
That song lasts 8 minutes and 10 seconds.
And we sold out in 8 minutes.
So, here's your mission: secure that BYB spot like your life depends on it!
To make sure you don't miss out, here are 10 totally reasonable (and not at all ridiculous) ways to remember:
1. Set an alarm... on every device in your house, including the microwave ๐ฑ๐
2. Train your cat to meow "BYB" at precisely 5:55pm ๐ฑ
3. Write "BYB @ 6" in ketchup on all your meals for the day ๐
4. Hire a town crier to follow you around, shouting "OYEZ, OYEZ, BYB COMETH!" ๐ข
5. Spell out BYB on your kitchen floor using all your condiments & spice jars
6. Write a message on your forehead (backwards, for mirror purposes) ๐ช
7. Hire a plane to fly a banner past your house at 5:55PM saying โBYB OPENS SOONโ
8. Put PostIt Notes EVERYWHERE!
9. Train a carrier pigeon to deliver you a reminder note at 5:30pm ๐ฆ
10. Start a flashmob in your local supermarket at 5:45pm, ending with everyone shouting "BYB TIME!" ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Remember, this is your chance to join the fitness revolution that's sweeping the nation! (Okay, maybe just my corner of the internet, but still!).
We're talking sweat, sass, and a community tighter than your leggings after leg day.
Don't let this opportunity slip through your fingers like a sweaty dumbbell.
Be ready to click that sign-up button faster than you can drop it like it's hot in a squat!
Now, let's get real for a secondโฆ
I know taking this step can be scary.
You might be feeling unsure, thinking "Am I ready for this?"
But here's the truth: that little voice of doubt? It's the same one that's been holding you back.
Taking action, even when you're a little scared, is where the magic happens.
This isn't just about fitnessโit's about proving to yourself that you're capable of amazing things.
You've got this, and Team Henley is ready to support you every step of the way.
See you tomorrow at 6pm sharp!
Big love,
Rachel ๐ฅฐ