🟣 Ring ring! It's you from the future

📞 RING RING. RING RING.

“Hello?”

“Hi you, it’s you”

“Me?”

“Yes you. But I’m in 2027”

“Oh fuck… What’re the price of Freddos up to?”

“Not curious about Trump, the economy… world affairs?”

“Nah… mainly interested in the Freddos”

“5 quid each”

“Yikes.”

“Big yikes. But there’s something I need you to do for me, it’s going to seem like a wild waste of time travel, but you’re just going to need to trust me”

“…”

“I need you to join Henley Fitness’s Blitz your Bitz program in two days time”

“Yeah that is an insane waste”

“Shut the shit up for a sec - we’re working out 3 times a week now. We genuinely don’t hate it & we think of it as SELF CARE.

That summer dress that didn’t fit us last year? It fits like a glove and we feel FANTASTIC in it. I can’t stop twirlin and perving at myself in the mirror

AND, get this. We’ve been in a calorie deficit for multiple months. And I don’t feel shagged!”

“Bugger me… We really broke the cycle?”

“We broke the god damn cycle.”

There’s just two days to go until we open the doors for round 17 of Blitz.

And if past clients are anything to go by, it really could be the start of something special 

Physical changes

Emotional changes

And most importantly, lasting changes

So don’t deprive future you of the good stuff.

If you’re thinking about bagging a spot to join us this round, here’s a final few Qs answered that you might have on your mind…

❓️ Can you join BYB outside of the UK? ❓️ 

Yes. Only one aspect is “live” which is the Monday eve live call - but this is recorded and most coaching happens in your 1-1 check in which can be completed across time zones. 

❓️ Do you need access to a gym? ❓️ 

Nope. If you have a body and a good attitude you can train from home. 

❓️ Is this just for women? ❓️ 

We work with mainly women but this program works for men, women and all saucy minxes inbetween. So long as you’re with the Henley Fitness vibe you’ll be welcomed. 

❓️ Do I have to take progress pictures? ❓️ 

No you do not – your body, your choice how much you share and with whom

❓️ What’s the price? ❓️ 

Priority list/app members. £169 for 8 weeks. Non-app members £185. App access (£9.50/month) is included in the fee as are taxes. 

❓️ Are spaces legit limited? ❓️ 

Yes. I know it can sound salesy AF but we have a cap on spaces due to how we coach the program. This is more than just a set of calorie and macro targets. We work with you each week and deliver personal feedback to help you progress. To ensure quality of coaching remains, we keep the cap on spaces. 

So if you’re looking to do future you a favour, now’s the time to get ready to snap up a Blitz space.

ALL THE BLITZ YOUR BITZ DEETS HERE

And a reminder that because spaces are limited, get yourself signed up to Bits to get yourself on Blitz. Good news is there’s a 7 day free trial ready and waiting.

JOIN BITS FOR BLITZ 

Catch you Tuesday time travellers 💜 

Rachel