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🟣 Why sometimes you need to jive with an alien
We all need a lil help sometimes, statement
There I was, bawling my fucking eyes out at a ball of rocks dancing with Ryan Gosling
It was my second time watching this film in the cinema, this story touched my actual soul
And I was sat there thinking – man, I think Henley Fitness is this (low key annoying) bunch of space rocks.
The film, if you have yet to see it, is Project Hail Mary
And if you have yet to see it, I suggest you insert a rocket up Uranus and get to your nearest cinema
Because it is amaze, amaze, amaze
Quick spoiler-free recap for you slackers
Ryan Gosling = human man and scientist who wakes up on a spaceship on a one-way mission to save the world
On his adventure he meets an intelligent life form – a bunch of space rocks that he names Rocky
Together, they inter-species BFF HARD & try and save both their worlds
But the real heart of this magical gem of a film that I can’t stop thinking about?
The fact that one could not have progressed in their mission without the other
You see science-Gosling is really good at science
Top class hilarious boffin
But without a bunch of rocks offering an alien perspective
And on occasion pointing out where he’s going wrong
He would’ve been stuck at square one
Which is exactly what it’s like to have a coach in your corner.

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When you adopt a coach - you adopt a ‘Rocky’
We know you’re a top class hilarious boffin in your own right
(Congratulations you’re all Ryan Gosling in this scenario)
But we’re here to help you see things another way and push you further than you’d get on your own
Just like Rocky, your coach is a sounding board
A second perspective
Someone who will support you in getting more brilliant by channelling your motivation into the right places
Whilst also calling you out on your bullshit (when required)
There are a couple of ways of having your world (space) rocked by the Henley Fitness fam
We are just a couple weeks away from opening spaces to our next round of Blitz Your Bitz which we’ll announce on socials
As part of our online group program, you’ll get Rocky-ed weekly with a personalised check-in from one of the team, as well as an extra Rocky-ing from the online community
If you want in on that party, you will need to be a Bits App member to be on the priority list. We have sold out the program to the priority list 16 times - this will be no different.
But if you’re an impatient little bugger and want to get shagging ASAP-Rocky, you can jump straight in with our 1-1 coaching here:
Anyway, off to see about getting in a third viewing before it leaves cinemas
If my heart and/or tear ducts can take it
Big love 💜
Rachel 👎️
PS For my fellow PHM lovers, get THIS in your ear holes and get all up in your feelings like I have daily for the last three weeks ✌️