🟣It's over, you win

Ello my squishy little profiterole,

You’ve begged. I’ve listened.

And I am BUZZIN to announcer… you can get a free trial of my app!!

Yup. The app that costs less than 2 “craft” lagers that taste suspiciously like piss is now £0 to try.

🟣 Inside you’ll find training plans that actually get updated (not the same crusty PDF from 2016), 

🟣 A mini nutrition course and 100s of recipes so you stop getting mugged off by miserable diets

🟣 And 100s of lifting videos and tutorials to help you waltz around the gym with confidence

It’s as close as you can get to adopting me to tell you shit jokes through your workouts as you can possibly get (unsure if that’s a pro or con… I’ll let you decide, lol)

Basically: it’s everything you need to stop winging it in the gym and start making progress, minus the influencer bullshit.

And before you ask - no, there’s no catch or contracts.

You could even get the trial of the app, download the programs to pop into your own log book, then cancel without me even knowing

But I just know as soon as you’re in there you’ll be buzzing to track your workouts and be told how many animals you lift with each session, all without needing to hop back onto youtube in between sets to remind yourself how to do a lift.

So if you’ve been sat there thinking “I’ll start when I’m less busy / less tired / less stressed”… here’s your sign to stop flapping your gums and actually get going.

Worst case? You try it, hate it, and go back to scrolling TikTok on the bog.

Best case? You actually build some momentum and start seeing changes before the year is out.

Your free trial link is here: 7 DAY FREE BITS TRIAL

Go on then. Off you pop.

Big love

Rachel x