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š£ Your baps aren't the problem
Clothing companies are catfishing you
Thereās a special place in hell reserved for those responsible for changing room lighting
Iāve never fucking understood it
Surely if youāre selling clothes you want people to feel GOOD trying them on, no?
Yet whenever you strip your kit off in the fluorescent lighting of a changing room
The extra 5 mirrors showing every angle possible has you feeling the exact opposite
So you fuck that off in favour for the free return gig ASOS has got going on.
Just with that cheeky the devil - the clothes look NOTHING like they do online
Your tits are by your elbows and that cute looking dress has deformed your shape into a fucking potato
So you build a wardrobe of invisibility cloaks;
Baggy, monotone and easy to hide garments.
Playing it safe so you donāt draw any attention to you.
At least, this is exactly how Elise felt when she started working with us
āWhen I started this program, I was deeply unhealthy and unhappy with how I looked and only wore baggy clothes to try and deflect attention away from meā
It doesnāt always look like this. Sometimes itās baggy clothes, sometimes itās dodging photos or just feeling ādisconnectedā to your body.
But I see SO many women run down the wrong fucking path when they feel like Elise did
They slash calories to lose weight as quickly as possible so they can stop hating their body sooner
They hunt for exercises that burn the most calories possible to double down on that, too
The result? Maybe some fat loss
But even with a couple lbs down, theyāre still picking apart their body
Exhausted, food focused, still hunting to get rid of that bit of body fat
So old habits and the body fat creep back on with ease and a dash of shame on top.
But not Elise. With us, she did something entirely different.
We worked on finding a fat loss G-Spot
AKA - the fat loss pace thatās sustainable enough to stick to, but effective enough the results motivate you to keep on wigglinā your tooshie.
Then, crucially,
We shat ācaloriesā out of her training focus.
Not because calories donāt matter, but because obsessing over them was killing her damn joy in the process.
And instead of dragging herself on the treadmill, counting the calories erasing the mars bar she had yesterday
She focused on her performance.
With a clear, progressive training plan she was consistently getting stronger, building curves in the spots she wanted. Growing a love for what her body could do.
And with that, the biggest change wasnāt the scale. It was how she felt in her own skin:
āIām over a stone down, Iām so much more confident in the gym but most importantly, Iām so much more confident in myself. I wear the clothes that make me feel good and donāt shy away anymore. Iāve fallen back in love with myself and never felt so confident, your advice and support has been so vital to thatā
If youāre ready to follow in Eliseās footsteps, bin off starting your fitness journey every 8 weeks
And to finally not have every life event be clouded in ābut do I look ok??ā squiff zone
Start your transformation with us here today;
Weāre increasing prices on January 18th. If you book a call this week (even if you start later this year) you can lock in the Ā£195/month price.
Big love
Rachel