🟣 PSA: Scale weight spikes

32 Roast Chickens 📉📈

🟣 The tea on exercise selection

you won’t believe this 👀🫖

🟣 Missed the Blitz?

🚨This is NOT a drill 🚨

🟣 3 hours to go

hold onto your butts!

🟣 Tomorrow 🗓️👀

I have 10 suggestions

🟣 A client made me cry

“lying fickle b*stards” 🤬

🟣 Are these people ok?

🟣 She-Shed Shenanigans

I’m not crying (I am)

🟣 400,000 sandwiches 🥪

Victoria Love Sponge 🍰

🟣 The ironic secret to weight loss

don’t think about it

🟣 Rude customer drama

“I’m not paying for that”

🟣 When life rewrites your story

Tell it to f*ck off